Soooooooo Blonde -- Joke

[wendallb]

She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thoughtBoyzII Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler t o bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "HookedOnPhonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."


AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She Was sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...


She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

[jamilla_0001]

Whahahahah...thats funny very funny..made my day...thanks for sharing mate

[D3niss3]

ROFL! Classic! ;)

[sandy14]

haha its so funny..

[jamilla_0001]

Lets post more jokes here..
why is it so quiet here!

[Vilice]

so funny have a good laugh .Thanks for share !

[jamilla_0001]

Well thanks to the newest member "Vilice"
this thread is active again..