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jamilla_0001 · 07-03-2008, 04:01 PM

An 87 year old woman was called to the stand during a huge murder trial as a witness. The prosecuting attorney approaches her and says, "Mrs. Williams, do you know me?"

"Why yes, Mr. Jones. I know you. I've known you since you were a little boy and frankly, I never thought you'd amount to anything, much less a prosecuting attorney. You've been to juvenile detention centers at least three times, from what I remember. You stole a car when you were twenty. You've been to drug rehab twice and you have four babies with four different mothers".

Taken aback, the prosecuting attorney says, "And... Do you know Mr. Smith here, the defense attorney?"

"Why yes. I know Mr. Smith. He's an alcoholic, who fell off the wagon. He's accepted bribes when he was running for office and he's cheated on his wife four times and one of them was with your wife, Mr. Jones".

The judge called both attorneys to the bench. When they approached the bench, the Judge said, "if either of you two idiots asks her if she knows me, you're both going to the electric chair!"

wendallb · 07-03-2008, 05:01 PM

Thanks I neede a laugh today

bizwiz · 07-04-2008, 10:16 AM

LOL! This surely made my day

jamilla_0001 · 07-04-2008, 01:58 PM

heheh..Thanks for reading guys!

sandy14 · 07-07-2008, 05:04 AM

its that true.. thanks for your post..

jamilla_0001 · 07-07-2008, 01:18 PM

thank you!

sandy14 · 08-08-2008, 01:43 AM

ill give you a big clap

jamilla_0001 · 08-08-2008, 02:43 PM

heh..thanks..

Stephenniall · 08-08-2008, 03:05 PM

Thanks I laughed and then coughed and then i fell of my chair and hit my head when my printer DAMN epson d92 fell on my head

jamilla_0001 · 08-08-2008, 04:06 PM

whahahahah...hilarious...you made me laugh too..

sb225 · 08-10-2008, 12:03 AM

LOL
whats this electrical chair ?

UTOPIA · 08-10-2008, 10:14 AM

Very funny. Reminded me of someone I know...ask a simple question and get a massive story in reply.

jamilla_0001 · 08-11-2008, 05:35 PM

yeah..and sometimes they're very annoying right???lol

UTOPIA · 08-13-2008, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jamilla_0001

yeah..and sometimes they're very annoying right???lol

Yep..very annoying.

puffin · 08-18-2008, 06:34 AM

This one is hilarious . Thanks for sharing.

criphaze22 · 08-20-2008, 07:02 AM

Thanks! I think my stress is gone

d3n!s3 · 08-22-2008, 03:04 PM

ROFL! that's hilarious!

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07-03-2008, 04:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
jamilla_0001 Field Master Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 200 iTrader: 0 / 0% Hunter Bux: 0	Witness.. An 87 year old woman was called to the stand during a huge murder trial as a witness. The prosecuting attorney approaches her and says, "Mrs. Williams, do you know me?" "Why yes, Mr. Jones. I know you. I've known you since you were a little boy and frankly, I never thought you'd amount to anything, much less a prosecuting attorney. You've been to juvenile detention centers at least three times, from what I remember. You stole a car when you were twenty. You've been to drug rehab twice and you have four babies with four different mothers". Taken aback, the prosecuting attorney says, "And... Do you know Mr. Smith here, the defense attorney?" "Why yes. I know Mr. Smith. He's an alcoholic, who fell off the wagon. He's accepted bribes when he was running for office and he's cheated on his wife four times and one of them was with your wife, Mr. Jones". The judge called both attorneys to the bench. When they approached the bench, the Judge said, "if either of you two idiots asks her if she knows me, you're both going to the electric chair!" __________________ Professional Web Design and Development Co.

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jamilla_0001 Field Master Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 200 iTrader: 0 / 0% Hunter Bux: 0	whahahahah...hilarious...you made me laugh too.. __________________ Professional Web Design and Development Co.

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